Saturday, December 29, 2012

Memorandum #2013

1) Birdman takes flight, always on Chrome

2) Jack & Jill went up the Hill and the rest was a Mystery

3) The Man on the Wall is the Moon Man and He knows Everything

4) Making Moves and Hitting Blackjack is the Jedi Way

5) Decree the Deed that made Justice Blind

6) The Monkey was Happy & He knew it, therefore He clapped his hands.

7) Wiley E. Coyote Splits 7's when the Price is Right.

-Ace

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Fact

I am growing faster as you peddle backward,
your immaturity has given me strength.
Your own denial has weakened your spirit,
but I will always trudge forward.
Never forget I was there when nobody else cared,
deep depression, abuse and loneliness was your only card.
I've saved your life more than once,
and you can never win without me.
Turning your back on me is ill advised,
not for me but for you.
I can never respect you for your betrayal,
and everybody will witness your evil deeds.
We were brothers not just friends,
and now your dreams can never be true.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

My Letter to the End of World

Tomorrow is a new beginning. If we are all dead tomorrow would you be satisfied with your life?  I have no regrets. I've made mistakes but learning from those experiences have allowed me to grow. 

I sit here perched overlooking my life,
Accepting my fate and wandering through strife.
It's lifes curse that paves my way,
And wondrous thoughts seem to persuade.
Romance sweeter than life's honey,
Trumps all things bought with money.

I've faced death before.  As a kid, my brother and I thought we would surprise our mom by hiding in her trunk.  Nevada gets triple digits during the summer time. Minutes seemed like hours as we waited for her to return.  Panicking, I told my younger brother that the only way we could escape was kicking through the trunk door.  Screaming, kicking and violently fighting for our lives a force much greater than us intervened.  The back seat folded forward allowing for us to escape.  Our mom didn't come back for another 20 minutes.

I'm extremely blessed to have my parents. If you were to know their past you wouldn't expect them to be where they are today.  They fought tooth and nail to overcome adversity.  Their faith in Christ will forever be instilled into my heart.

"When the pigs try and get you, drop it like it's hot" ~ Benjamin Franklin

Growing up in Nevada (Ne-va-duh, not Ne-vah-duh... "In case you're not from around here, to Nevadans, Ne-vah-duh is like nails on a chalkboard.") was crazy. I didn't realize that until I traveled.  I guess gambling and prostitution isn't the norm elsewhere in America.  I experienced more my freshman year in high school then some will in their entire life.

Favorite Number: G

Favorite color: Red high heels

Baby-Mamas: 0

My first campaign for President was in 1988 against George W Bush and Michael Dukakis.  Unfortunately, I wasn't able to get on the ballot in any of the 50 states but my campaign for pro-life struck a cord in the Bible belt. I plan on resubmitting my bid for presidency in 2028.

I've dreamed of her every night,
But every time she falls out of sight.
A smile here, a laugh there,
It seems every girl lingers her stare.
She is nowhere and everywhere I've seemed to catch her,
But each time the feeling fades.

Love is such a generic word in the English language. 'The reason you haven't felt it is because it doesn't exist. What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons. You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one.~ Don Draper. 

Next...

Contention 3:  I do what I waaaaaannt

Yes I've been to jail but have you met 8 republican nominee's for President?  (Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich, Alan Keyes, Sarah Palin, Mitt Romney, Chuck Norris, Mike Huckabee, Herman Cain).  Ya none of them have won, and none of them should... Except Chuck Norris.  Think of that before you tell me to vote for a republican, or throw me behind bars (Liberty just whipped out its 'Johnson')

Biggest Disappointed: Not scoring a hole-in-one. (In golf a$$holes)

I can't complain of the press of fame,
Winning constantly is the name of the game.
I've been and put in check mate,
Bottled wine and doubled down on fate.
Find the motive you can't,
Regardless of facts I'll recant.
I've wagered more than you can imagine,
Eaten apples and sinned like Adam.
My mind is moving in all directions,
And making money is all I'm set on.
One more move might not last,
Whiskey dry is my last task.
Don't approach the boss,
Or He'll guarantee the lost.

I can ramble forever but the time is near. Crack your mind and the last beer. Drink your wine and fight the fear, cheers up to your greatest fear. 

Be easy and breezy my good friends,

I'll be here and remain sincere,

~Michael Brian Bosma

Friday, November 30, 2012

Energy

Energy can neither be created nor destroyed.  There are three constants in the universe that man cannot control and that God lives outside of. Those things are space, time and causality [cause and effect].  With every action comes an opposite and equal reaction.  It must be noted that in order to fully understand the constants of the universe we must accept and not dwell upon those constants because we cannot control them.  We must play it as it lays and go with the flow.  Learn to respond to actions and instead of allowing time to pass allow time to nurture excellence. Allow space to create closure and predict the effect of causality.  Contemplate the purpose of life and search for answers.  And when in doubt let it ride. 

Thursday, November 29, 2012

27 Life Lessons at 27

We all struggle, survive & thrive everyday but success is found in our desires to become a better person, lover, family member and community member. Live everyday fully and with no compromise.


1) Know Thyself
Individually, we are the most complex beings in the universe.  It is only through our own eyes that anything else can be perceived.  Our biggest ally & enemy is ourselves.

2) Karma is Real
The Golden Rule: Do unto others what you want them to do unto you.

3) Laugh it off.
Seriously, Fuck it.

4) Never Drink and Drive
Uber that shit or wait that shit out.

5) Don't worry about other peoples opinions or hate.
But sometimes they are right.  Always make sure they aren't right, and if they are, prove them wrong.

6) Live like we are in the End Times
Because we might be and everything is more fun with that mentality.

7) Cook your own food.
Look Amazing Naked

8) Don't Hold Grudges

9) Elections don't matter
You have direct control over your life.  'Don't expect nothing from nobody.'

10) Read & Write
Being able to look back is a great way to move forward.

11) Let it Ride

12) Everybody has Demons

13) Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

14) Get Duel Citizenship
Just in case.

15) Love isn't found in an App
.
16) It pays to play
You can't lose what you don't put in, but you can't win anything else either. Calculate your moves and judge risk to reward. Nobody likes a wuss but nobody likes an egotistical maniac either. Finding balance is very important in life and folding can be just as important as betting big.

17) You have to play it as it lays
No 3 Wishes. Our circumstances are what they are, its our next shot that matters most.

18) Boss it Out.

19) Don't blame others for your own circumstances. 
A victims mentality is more poisonous than cancer.

20) Spell check is your friend, not your hero

21) Get off your phone.
If you were only looking up, you might of found what you where always looking for.

22) If somebody feeds you, clean the kitchen.
And all will be right in the Universe.

23) With proper focus and determination, anything is possible.

24) Ignorance isn't Bliss

25) Nobody cares about what you've done, they want to see what you can do.

26) Finish what you Start. 
If it was a good idea it might be a great finished product.

27) What you do next, matters most. 

Sunday, November 25, 2012

World Conquest

I breathe the air of war as I walk down the plank of fortune.
My soldiers are preparing for battle it's their world left to fight for.
No stopping, no mercy God bless me for I have sinned.
Listen to the vultures preying on the vanquished.
The end of days has swept in for the multitudes.
My battle cry and mad laughter will never be silenced.
Run and hide it's your ignorance that confines you to solitude.
Never again will I pity the fool or help the ignorant.
It's now or never, let's fight for glory and the win.
Together in haste our dreams will be reality.
The deep facade of ownership has expired,
However my soul will forever search for justice.
The moon howls and screams as the soldiers dance in the shadows.
The gods look down in utter dismay as I challenge their authority.
No man or beast can rip my soul away.
Respecting the demons perching to strike, the mist settles in.
The darkness begins to consume the light but my third eye will forever see.
"Destroy" uttered Satan as his troops charged the gate.
Then suddenly from the sky flickered a note and an angel spoke.
"Sir you have ignored God so he will ignore you"
The Devil is pleased, he believes this to be our last hour.
My mind dances and I feel the earthquakes take hold.
Armageddon is swiftly approaching and its magnitude seems daunting.
Tsunami's, fire, and avalanches soon unfold but we are still ready to fight.
Creating order out of chaos is my motto and for centuries I have prepared.
Pursuing glory is essential to understand how to survive and thrive.
Escaping the realm of reality it's time to brawl.
I have no limits to lead these warriors into battle.
For too long we have been deceived and manipulated.
The last of our kind we use our minds for unparalleled strength.
We have utter faith in our destiny.
We use the powers of the universe to fight the demons from the pits of hell.
Only a free mind can fight the way of the Berserker.
As we violently clash with the enemy we push them back.
We are severely outnumbered but never outplayed.
Swiftly we pursue and with the fists of boulders we conquer.
Deeper and deeper we chase the demons until we enter a new realm.
This realm of evil believes in dimensional fate and unleashes its fury.
Weakening, I stumble but this is the day of no return.
Our minds are energized by the spirits of Venus.
Free spirits are rare these days as they refresh the vigor of battle.
Hell does not allow for victory as the end times near.
Concentrating, only I enter the next plain of ultimate equality.
Here two mad men fight to the death.
The clock has expired and still I stand.
Nothing can distract my focus.
A new page turns and with my sword I write.
The battle has been won but the war rages on.











Saturday, November 24, 2012

The Matrix

The end times are upon us.  The new world regime is in the final stages of completion.  We are not free, we are subliminally controlled.  Everything is climaxing to a point where a shaky hand can blow up a country and nuclear chaos will ensue.  The warning signs are around yet we are blinded by the manipulation of the media which is controlled by the government.  So much is on the line to control your freedom. Information has been suppressed for centuries but the light is starting to shine through the cracks.  Everything that is in the dark will soon come to the light.  The veil will soon lift and a new age of reasoning will be discovered but with great cost.

Prepare with haste,