Thursday, December 20, 2012

My Letter to the End of World

Tomorrow is a new beginning. If we are all dead tomorrow would you be satisfied with your life?  I have no regrets. I've made mistakes but learning from those experiences have allowed me to grow. 

I sit here perched overlooking my life,
Accepting my fate and wandering through strife.
It's lifes curse that paves my way,
And wondrous thoughts seem to persuade.
Romance sweeter than life's honey,
Trumps all things bought with money.

I've faced death before.  As a kid, my brother and I thought we would surprise our mom by hiding in her trunk.  Nevada gets triple digits during the summer time. Minutes seemed like hours as we waited for her to return.  Panicking, I told my younger brother that the only way we could escape was kicking through the trunk door.  Screaming, kicking and violently fighting for our lives a force much greater than us intervened.  The back seat folded forward allowing for us to escape.  Our mom didn't come back for another 20 minutes.

I'm extremely blessed to have my parents. If you were to know their past you wouldn't expect them to be where they are today.  They fought tooth and nail to overcome adversity.  Their faith in Christ will forever be instilled into my heart.

"When the pigs try and get you, drop it like it's hot" ~ Benjamin Franklin

Growing up in Nevada (Ne-va-duh, not Ne-vah-duh... "In case you're not from around here, to Nevadans, Ne-vah-duh is like nails on a chalkboard.") was crazy. I didn't realize that until I traveled.  I guess gambling and prostitution isn't the norm elsewhere in America.  I experienced more my freshman year in high school then some will in their entire life.

Favorite Number: G

Favorite color: Red high heels

Baby-Mamas: 0

My first campaign for President was in 1988 against George W Bush and Michael Dukakis.  Unfortunately, I wasn't able to get on the ballot in any of the 50 states but my campaign for pro-life struck a cord in the Bible belt. I plan on resubmitting my bid for presidency in 2028.

I've dreamed of her every night,
But every time she falls out of sight.
A smile here, a laugh there,
It seems every girl lingers her stare.
She is nowhere and everywhere I've seemed to catch her,
But each time the feeling fades.

Love is such a generic word in the English language. 'The reason you haven't felt it is because it doesn't exist. What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons. You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one.~ Don Draper. 

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Contention 3:  I do what I waaaaaannt

Yes I've been to jail but have you met 8 republican nominee's for President?  (Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich, Alan Keyes, Sarah Palin, Mitt Romney, Chuck Norris, Mike Huckabee, Herman Cain).  Ya none of them have won, and none of them should... Except Chuck Norris.  Think of that before you tell me to vote for a republican, or throw me behind bars (Liberty just whipped out its 'Johnson')

Biggest Disappointed: Not scoring a hole-in-one. (In golf a$$holes)

I can't complain of the press of fame,
Winning constantly is the name of the game.
I've been and put in check mate,
Bottled wine and doubled down on fate.
Find the motive you can't,
Regardless of facts I'll recant.
I've wagered more than you can imagine,
Eaten apples and sinned like Adam.
My mind is moving in all directions,
And making money is all I'm set on.
One more move might not last,
Whiskey dry is my last task.
Don't approach the boss,
Or He'll guarantee the lost.

I can ramble forever but the time is near. Crack your mind and the last beer. Drink your wine and fight the fear, cheers up to your greatest fear. 

Be easy and breezy my good friends,

I'll be here and remain sincere,

~Michael Brian Bosma

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